When tupperware gets a crack in it, do you perform plastic surgery?
In a courtroom, where tensions are high...
Judge: Order! Order in the court!
Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye.
You don't need to wear spurs on both boots... If one side of a horse starts to run, so will the other.
Q: What did the sick fish say to his friend?
A: I'm a little green around the gills.