Latest Jokes

What has eight wheels but carries only one passenger?

A pair of roller skates.

''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"

''Come back when it grows into a foot!"

I do not believe in diets. The closest I've been to a diet is erasing the food searches from my browser history.

A penguin walks into a bar. He goes to the counter and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?"

Bartender replies, "I don't know, what does he look like?"