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Two people got into an argument.

One said to the other, "If you have yourself cremated, all you will be doing is making an ash of yourself!"

The other replied, "Well, I'm told that petroleum comes from fossilized bones, so if you have yourself buried all you will be doing is making a fuel of yourself!"

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I found a way to make a horse stand perfectly still...

Place a bet on them!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom.

With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. "Just a minute," I said, thinking of a quick solution. "I'll put down newspapers."

"That's all right, lady," he responded. "I'm already trained."

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SHERIFF: Miss Morgendorfer, I thought I told you that I didn't want to see your face in my station again?

MISS MORGENDOFER: Well, that's what I told the officer who arrested me, but she didn't want to listen, so here I am.

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |