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What is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

The feathers.

Because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I was so bored the other day that I just started memorizing pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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posted by "Glen Rae" |
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The reason Tinker Bell didn’t have a tail was to make the story more realistic.

After all, no one really believes in fairy tails...

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posted by "Marty" |
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I called the Good Witch of the East and told her the rain just won't stop in my area.

I asked her if she could do anything about it.

She replied, "I suppose I could do a dry spell."

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posted by "Marty" |