What is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
I was so bored the other day that I just started memorizing pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
The reason Tinker Bell didn’t have a tail was to make the story more realistic.
After all, no one really believes in fairy tails...
I called the Good Witch of the East and told her the rain just won't stop in my area.
I asked her if she could do anything about it.
She replied, "I suppose I could do a dry spell."