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A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees.

"How do you know exactly how many" I replied.

“Easy, I keep a log..."

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posted by "I am innocent" |
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I saw a bloke walking along carrying a door handle. I asked him why he had it.

He said, "Well, it gets me out of the house."

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I went to buy a duvet.

I asked the shop assistant what filling should I have.

She said: ‘Get down.’

So I hit the deck.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic man who went out to buy maps?

He came back with a tin of Spam.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |