93% of dog owners are convinced their dogs can smile.
The 7% who don't are afraid if they do smile, they may need braces.
After he died, I couldn't even look at another man for almost 20 years.
But now that I'm out of prison, I can honestly say it was worth it.
It's officially that season...
It’s officially the season of letting vague Santa threats do about 80 percent of my parenting.
Police are on the lookout after a man has been breaking into farms and stealing cows.
They are looking for a male with a large moo-stash.