What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? He got behind in his work.
Therapist: "I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?" Me: "Can't say I do." Therapist: "That's one of them!"
"What Is The Phone Number For The Diet Advice Hotline?" "ONE, EIGHT... and EIGHT... and EIGHT..."
What are a giant's pronouns? Fe/Fi/Fo/Fum.