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Why did Sherlock Holmes get audited by the IRS?

He had too many deductions.

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posted by "Prathyusha" |
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For her birthday, the only gift I got my wife is an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.

She is in for a rude awakening.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "aod318" |
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I have the most marvelous recipe for meatloaf...

All I have to do is mention it to my husband and he says, "Let's eat out."

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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At Sunday dinner I told my wife and my son a joke. They didn't laugh. They said I was not funny. So, the next week I took two pieces of paper and wrote "Humor" on the paper. I then found a scented candle my wife likes and taped one piece of paper to it.

I also took the glass jar where she puts her pennies, dimes, nickels and quarters and taped the other piece of paper. I put them both on the table. When my wife saw them, pointing to the candle she asked, "What's this?"

I said, "This is your Scent of Humor."

She then pointed to the glass jar with all the coins in it, "And what's this?"

My reply: "This is your Cents of Humor."

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posted by "Ronald Haycock" |