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Favorite this joke The cowpoke at the dude ranch was getting the crowd to pick the type horse they wanted.
"For those seasoned riders, we have fast horses. For you novice riders, we have slow horses."
A city slicker spoke out, "What if you've never ridden a horse?"
The cowpoke said, "Great. For you who have never ridden, we have horses that have never been ridden, as well."
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up.
I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
The cost of Halloween Candy is up 13.1% since last year, and to make matters worse, they're giving us less in every package.
For example, Good 'n Plenty is now Not Bad 'N A Couple.
The $100,000 Bar is now the $27 Bite.
Then, of course, there's the new 2 Musketeers bar.
Two robbers steal a goat and two chickens.
They decide to split the loot so one robber says to the other, "You take one chicken, and me and the goat will take the other one."
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