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When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head.

The first one says, "You need to eat the chocolate.”

The second one says, "You heard. Eat the chocolate."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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We regret to inform you that the inventor of the throat lozenge has passed away.

There will be no coffin at his funeral!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Glen Rae" |
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The bank manager told me they were not going to pay any dividends on my savings account.

I said, “Okay, you’ve got my interest.”

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.

"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.

"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."

The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"

"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "merk" |