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What’s Blue And Not Heavy
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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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Lead Me Not
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Lead me not to temptation...

For I can find it for myself!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A Beautiful Shutdown
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The beautiful woman at the bar wasn't ready for the answer I gave her when she asked, "What do you and I have in common?"

"They're both vowels," I replied.

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He Didn't Suffer Long
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A British man was killed by a shark while on his honeymoon in Australia.

Reports say he didn't suffer too long...

As he was only married 3 days!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |