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Teacher: What is the lowest frequency noise that a human can register?

Little Johnny: A mouse.

Teacher: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?

Little Johnny: Mariah Carey.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A man was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper.

Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion. But after a particularly long pause, he explained, "I'm sorry. I can't seem to make out what I've written down."

Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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“I dig,
you dig,
we dig,
he digs,
she digs,
they dig"

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I told my brother he was born on the highway.

After all, that’s where most accidents happen.

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posted by "Bryce Wolkerstorfer" |