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Today I picked up my mother-in-law at the airport.

She's getting a little up there. She's at the age where she doesn't remember things too well.

So, when I saw her, I said, "Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!"

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posted by "merk" |
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What do you call a human skull without a hundred billion neurons?

A no-brainer.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Management of a large computer services company gives the new field services manager his marching orders: Cut costs, cut costs, and on top of that, cut costs.

So when the field technician gets to a customer site to fix an old, large line printer, he knows there's going to be a problem.

"The printer was covered under our maintenance contract," the tech says. "A co-worker and I determined the problem was with a very expensive part."

He sends the diagnosis back to his new manager with a request for the expensive new part.

"That part is too expensive," says manager. "Go back and find something else wrong with the printer."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Me: "The kids haven’t eaten their sandwiches."

Wife: "Okay, just throw them out."


Me (helping the kids pack a suitcase): “Look, I’m just as surprised as you are.”

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |