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I had a girlfriend in college who was obsessed with counting numbers.

I wonder what she’s up to now???

"Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"

"So you can all be really sad when I die."

The hairdresser stares for a while in disbelief at her customers greasy hair...

She then asks, “So, did you come to get a haircut or just for an oil change?”