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A Tiny Mother
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What do you call a tiny mother?

A minimum.

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What's A Nitrate
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Teacher: "What is a nitrate?"

Little Johnny: "I'm not sure, but it's NOT cheaper than a day rate!"

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High Frequency
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Teacher: What is the lowest frequency noise that a human can register?

Little Johnny: A mouse.

Teacher: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?

Little Johnny: Mariah Carey.

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Doctor’s Toast
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A man was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper.

Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion. But after a particularly long pause, he explained, "I'm sorry. I can't seem to make out what I've written down."

Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |