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- Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

- Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

- Tell the telemarketer, "Okay, I will listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

- Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

- Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder... louder... LOUDER...

- Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

- If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

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posted by "merk" |
$10.00 won 1 votes

I needed time to fly...

So I chucked a clock out the window!

1 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Bryce Wolkerstorfer" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

Finland has closed it's border.

Now no one can cross the Finnish line.

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

I got really angry with my car navigation today. I even yelled at it and told it to "go to hell."

Twenty minutes later, it brought me in front of my mother-in-law’s house.

3 votes

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |