Latest Jokes

Whenever I go to a restaurant, I always order is "dihydrogen monoxide on the rocks with a clear siphoning tube inside a glass".

The waiters/waitresses always ask me what drink is that?

I tell them that's the scientific name of a glass of ice water with a straw.

When TV repairmen get married they get excellent receptions.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card .

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

He didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate.