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There was a lawyer and a skunk standing in the road. How can u tell which lane each one was in?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk...

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Chris Again" |
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball....

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Chris Again" |
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Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a video recorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:

My son, “Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.”

My daughter “Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.”

My son, “Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Center.”

“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.”

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, “Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property”.

Sarah replies, “Property?…. the old bugger had a newspaper route!”

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "msclaudi" |
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The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.

So he announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and said, "My daughter has finally returned my Credit Card to me!!!"

The whole audience burst into laughter. But one was in complete silence... The Groom!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Sacras" |