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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up.

"Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained.

"He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts."

"He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."

Three prominent politicians in boarded the same flight to from New York to England.

The first Politician started, “I can throw one $1000 note down and make one person laugh.”

“I can make two persons laugh with just two $500 notes.” the second politician replied.

The third politician retorted, “With just five pieces of $200 I can make five people laugh.”

The pilot then looked at the politicians and added, “I’m the pilot here, meaning I can throw all of you down and make more than 150 million people laugh.”

The conversation starts between girl and boy:

Boy: Do you have pen?

Girl: No,I don't have.

Boy: Do you have a pen?

Girl: She became angry and replied and no no I don't have a pen.

Again after sometime the boy asked; do you have a pen?

Girl: No! NO... again if you ask once I will hit you by a hammer?

Boy: Do you have a hammer?

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So, I looked around my house to see things I started, and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines, and a box of Godiva Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.