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Saw my old car yesterday. It is a Rolls Canarly.

It rolls down one hill and canarly make up the the other.

posted by "Brake4music" |

COLLEGE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER

INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted.
(20 marks)

You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love.
(20 marks)

(For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s.

(a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones.
(15 marks)

(5 marks)

You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity.
(20 marks)

You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than \$500. Your daughter who is awaiting result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth \$2,000. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence.
(20 marks)

(For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of diminishing return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy.
(20 marks)

You can’t give your wife \$15 for a pot of soup, but you spend over \$100 in bars and restaurants. Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take p=3.142.
(20 marks)

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CATEGORY College Jokes

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up.

"Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained.

"He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts."

"He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |

Three prominent politicians in boarded the same flight to from New York to England.

The first Politician started, “I can throw one \$1000 note down and make one person laugh.”

“I can make two persons laugh with just two \$500 notes.” the second politician replied.

The third politician retorted, “With just five pieces of \$200 I can make five people laugh.”

The pilot then looked at the politicians and added, “I’m the pilot here, meaning I can throw all of you down and make more than 150 million people laugh.”