Latest Jokes

Suzy Lee fell in love. She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy about it all, she told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal" you'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo maw don't know, but Joe is yo half-brother.

So Suzie forgot about her Joe and planned to marry Will.

But after telling pappy this, he said "There's trouble still." You can't marry Will, my gal and please don't tell yo mother, cause Will and Joe and several mo I know is yo half-brother."

But mama knew and said "Honey chile, do what makes yo happy. Marry Will or marry Joe, You ain't no kin to pappy!"

Three guys all worked in the same office with the same male boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.

One day, the guys decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind him. After all, he never called or came back to work, so how would he know they went home early?

Ochuko was thrilled to be home early, he did a little gardening, spent play time with his son, and went to bed early.

Ofego was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

Akpors was happy to get home early and surprise his wife, but when he got to his bedroom, he heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, he cracked open the door and was mortified to see his wife in bed with his boss!

Gently he closed the door and crept out of the house.

The next day, at their coffee break, Ochuko and Ofego planned to leave early again, and they asked Akpos if he was going to go with them.

“No way!” Akpos exclaimed. "The boss almost caught me yesterday!"

Where do dinosaurs go to play?

The Jurassic park!

What did the smurf get in karate?

A blue belt!