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A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one night to send his friend a collect telegram which read: "I am perfectly well."

A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel...collect...on which he had to pay considerable charges. Upon opening it, he found a big block of concrete which had this message:

"This is the weight your telegram lifted from my mind."

How do you stop an elephant from going on vacation?

You take his trunk away.

Q: How do you clear out an Afghan bingo game?

A: Call B52

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.