On a beautiful sunny summer morning there were two cows in a field.
The first cow said "mooo" and the second cow said "baaaaaa."
The first cow was surprised and asked the second cow, "Why did you say "baaaaa?"
The second cow replied, "I am learning a foreign language."
Q: How do you get a frog off the back window of your car?
A: Use the rear defrogger.
Q: How do you clean ice off a tall buildings?
A: With sky scrapers.