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Hecklers Anonymous meeting...

Tonight - 7pm!

Bring your own boos!

Today I picked up my mother-in-law at the airport.

She's getting a little up there. She's at the age where she doesn't remember things too well.

So, when I saw her, I said, "Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!"

What do you call a human skull without a hundred billion neurons?

A no-brainer.

Management of a large computer services company gives the new field services manager his marching orders: Cut costs, cut costs, and on top of that, cut costs.

So when the field technician gets to a customer site to fix an old, large line printer, he knows there's going to be a problem.

"The printer was covered under our maintenance contract," the tech says. "A co-worker and I determined the problem was with a very expensive part."

He sends the diagnosis back to his new manager with a request for the expensive new part.

"That part is too expensive," says manager. "Go back and find something else wrong with the printer."