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Mother: How does a snake move after it comes out of a bar?

Son: In a straight line.

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posted by "Madhav" |
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I wrote, "You're an idiot," on my mates cast…

Just to add insult to injury!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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- Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

- Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

- Tell the telemarketer, "Okay, I will listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

- Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

- Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder... louder... LOUDER...

- Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

- If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

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posted by "merk" |
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I needed time to fly...

So I chucked a clock out the window!

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posted by "Bryce Wolkerstorfer" |