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My wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, two bottles of whiskey and two loaves of bread.

"Are we expecting guests?" I asked.

"No," she replied.

"Then why did you buy so much bread?"

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posted by "srinu" |
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One evening I was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to me and asked me for two dollars.

First I asked him, "Will you buy booze?"

The bum replied, "No."

Then I asked, "Will you gamble it away?"

The bum said, "No."

After giving the bum the two dollars that he had asked for, I asked the bum, "Now, will you come home with me, so that my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

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posted by "papajon" |
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

You follow the fresh prints.

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posted by "Pucks mom" |
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If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware?

I dunno, Al-ask-a.

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posted by "Super Dave" |