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A lot of people have a bucket list of 50 things they wanna do in there lifetime.

I just have one, and that's to forget the 50 that I did!!!

Well we just cut the Cable...

Facebook offers the Jerry Springer show, Dr. PhIL, Rachel Ray and Captain Kangaroo all on one channel -- Facebook -- gotta love it!!!

Last week Walmart was asking $200 for the lamp I wanted, today they wanted $100.

I told them I'd wait until it was worth $200 again!

Neighbor: Why do you allow your wife to drink so much?

Me: Ever seen how she acts sober?