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Question: Why did the police take the woman with insomnia to jail?

Answer: Because she kept resisting a rest.

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription complained over the $10/pill price.

His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."

If you love someone, set him free.

If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees, but tell him that he's getting an upgrade.

We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to stake tomatoes. Just dissolve a Viagra tablet in the water and they stand up strait and tall!