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One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him.

Tim and the thief got tangle up and began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.

The thief then went through Tim's pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Tim was 25 cents.

The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Tim why he had bothered to fight so hard for 25 cents.

"Was that all you wanted?" Tim replied, "I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I've got in my shoe!"

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "HENNE" |
3 votes

Q. What did the Indian say when the herd of Buffalo ran over his boy?

A. Bison

3 votes

posted by "Deacon Don" |
1 votes

After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room.

Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking was helping.

His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted.

In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed, and then cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Dad!"

1 votes

posted by "merk" |
1 votes

Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?

A: If you are eveready I am frito-lay.

1 votes

posted by "Jon Good" |