Do you want to hear an uplifting Helium joke?

How do you know if you have a galactic apple?

It is one if it has a worm hole in it!

A guy asked his very good friend if you could stop over to his place and spend a little time working on his computer.

His friend agreed and turned the system on. When he turned on the PC he had an unpleasant surprise.

He asked: ”Why is the display completely black?”

His friend answered: ”The PC is mourning his video card...”