How do you make Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it!
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body.
Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts!
The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
My 13-year-old grandson spent a beautiful Saturday playing video games.
His older sister tried coaxing him outside by warning, “Someday, you’re going to be 30 years old, single, and living in Mom’s basement playing video games all day!”
He reply: “I can only dream.”