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Favorite this joke An angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza:
Customer: Yo, I ordered a Pizza and it came with no toppings on it or anything, Its just plain bread!
Domino’s: We’re extremely sorry to hear about this.
Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down!
Husband: What happened honey?
Wife: I have severe neck pain.
Husband: I'm going out to shop. Do you need anything for your neck?
Wife: Yeah. One necklace!!
Kid: Why is some of your hair white dad?
Dad: Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.
Kid: Now I understand why grandpa’s hair is all white!
It's dinner time. Mom tell her 4 year old son to give a call to his dad to get home early for dinner together.
Mom: "Son, please give your father a call and tell him to come back early, we'll having dinner together"
Son: "Yes ,mom."
A moment later...dialing...
Son:" Mom...someone had pick up the call...but..."
Mom: "But what?"
Son: "It sounds like a..."
Mom: "Any problem with that?"
Son:"No mom..."
Mom: "So?"
Son: "hmm..."
Mom: "Make sure tell your dad to come back early..."
Son: "Yeah...but...that's not dad, is...a women's voice..."
Mom:"What!!!"
His mom getting angry with this... Soon,daddy went home.
Dad:"Hey darling,I'm back..."
Mom(angry): "MAKE SURE TO CLEAN YOURSELF FIRST! DON'T TRY TO LIE IN THIS FAMILY!!!"
Dad: "Hey??? What I've done....?"
They argue for a long time... Dad goes straight to his room and mom sits on the sofa.
After a while...
Son: "Mom, please don't angry..."
Mom: "Your father betrayed us, he had another women... (mom crying)
Son:"Don't cry mom, father won't leave us and the women told me to try later..."
Mom: "Gosh!!! what else she told you?"
Son: She told me that, "The number you've dial is out of coverage, please try later."
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