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It's dinner time. Mom tell her 4 year old son to give a call to his dad to get home early for dinner together.


Mom: "Son, please give your father a call and tell him to come back early, we'll having dinner together"

Son: "Yes ,mom."

A moment later...dialing...

Son:" Mom...someone had pick up the call...but..."

Mom: "But what?"

Son: "It sounds like a..."

Mom: "Any problem with that?"

Son:"No mom..."

Mom: "So?"

Son: "hmm..."

Mom: "Make sure tell your dad to come back early..."

Son: "Yeah...but...that's not dad, is...a women's voice..."

Mom:"What!!!"

His mom getting angry with this... Soon,daddy went home.

Dad:"Hey darling,I'm back..."

Mom(angry): "MAKE SURE TO CLEAN YOURSELF FIRST! DON'T TRY TO LIE IN THIS FAMILY!!!"

Dad: "Hey??? What I've done....?"

They argue for a long time... Dad goes straight to his room and mom sits on the sofa.

After a while...

Son: "Mom, please don't angry..."

Mom: "Your father betrayed us, he had another women... (mom crying)

Son:"Don't cry mom, father won't leave us and the women told me to try later..."

Mom: "Gosh!!! what else she told you?"

Son: She told me that, "The number you've dial is out of coverage, please try later."

Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.


"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"

"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.

"I think you're bad luck."

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an E.

One boy says: “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a T.

The same boys says: “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with M.

The boy shouts from the other side of the door: “Maybe an elephant!”

Two brothers are terrible trouble makers. They are always breaking things, stealing things, lying, and making all kinds of general trouble. The parents have tried everything to get the boys to change, to no avail.

Out of options, they ask their pastor if he can help. He says he will talk to the boys, but only one at a time. The parents drop off the youngest and go home, promising to return to get him soon. The boy sits in a chair across from the pastor's desk and they just look at each other.

Finally, the Pastor says, "Where is God?" The boy just sits there and doesn't answer. The pastor begins to look stern and loudly says, "Where is God?"
The little boy shifts in his seat, but still doesn't answer.

The pastor is starting to get angry at the boy's refusal to converse and practically shouts "Where is God?"

To the pastor's surprise, the little boy jumps up out of his chair and runs out of the office. The boy leaves the church and runs all the way home, up the stairs and into his brother's room. He shuts the door and pants, "We're in BIG TROUBLE. God's missing and they think we did it!"