Latest Jokes

My cute little Granddaughter asks me, "Grandpa can I have $10 please?"

I said, "Well sure hun what's it for?"

She says, "Well you old tightwad every time I ask for a twenty spot you say No!!!"

Why is it always login on a computer or logout?

Why not add the option... Unsure?

I've always wondered how cool it would be to go to outer space, the Doc said I need to find my inner space first!

It used to be cool to have a Gold tooth, now its a cheap Bluetooth!!!