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I've always been confused between the definition of right and wrong.

When I was a kid my parents would say, "Boy, you have done wrong."

I'd say, "Is that right?"

They would say, "Yes."

Well the last time I Tweeted, I was disqualified because Twitter said it was a chirp!

My cute little Granddaughter asks me, "Grandpa can I have $10 please?"

I said, "Well sure hun what's it for?"

She says, "Well you old tightwad every time I ask for a twenty spot you say No!!!"

Why is it always login on a computer or logout?

Why not add the option... Unsure?