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I just saw a bearded man in a red coat carrying a 70 inch tv out of my neighbors house?
Must have been a wrong address?
What do you call a three legged dog?
Tripod!
What do you call a two legged dog?
Bipod!
What do you call a one legged dog?
Pogo!
An angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza:
Customer: Yo, I ordered a Pizza and it came with no toppings on it or anything, Its just plain bread!
Domino’s: We’re extremely sorry to hear about this.
Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down!
Husband: What happened honey?
Wife: I have severe neck pain.
Husband: I'm going out to shop. Do you need anything for your neck?
Wife: Yeah. One necklace!!
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