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Favorite this joke Our fourth grader celebrated his birthday on crutches, so he couldn’t carry the cupcakes into school without help. I asked our sixth-grader, Noah, to help his brother carry them in.
“I could,” he said, “but I’d prefer not to.”
Spotting a teaching moment, my husband asked Noah, “What would Jesus do?”
Noah answered, “Jesus would heal him so he could carry his own cupcakes.”
I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.
The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."
I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight.
I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions.
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