My sister gave birth in a state-of-the-art delivery room.
It was so high tech that the baby came out cordless!
Want to feel old?
A celebrity you’ve never heard of has never heard of a celebrity that you have heard of.
My doctor has an odd sense of humor.
When I broke my leg skiing he thought it was humerus.
I told the waitress my steak was bad.
She picked it up, slapped it, and threw it back down.
She said, "If it gives you any more trouble, let me know."