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"Teacher" was giving her class a little weekly talk on painting, illustrated by reproductions of famous pictures. "Sir Joshua Reynolds," she said, "was able to change a smiling face into a frowning one with a single stroke of the brush."

"Huh," little Johnny was heard to mutter, "my maw can do that, and she don't need no paint brush!"

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"Are you an actress, auntie?"

"No darling, why do you ask?"

"Because Daddy says whenever you come over, we have a scene."

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What do you call those who fully listen to both sides of an argument?

Neighbors.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Having too much sex can cause memory loss.

I read it on page 14 in a medical journal...

On the 14th of November...

2019...

At 3:19pm.

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