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Favorite this joke Me: "The kids haven’t eaten their sandwiches."
Wife: "Okay, just throw them out."
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Me (helping the kids pack a suitcase): “Look, I’m just as surprised as you are.”
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My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I just watched someone do fifty pushups. Do you think you could do that?"
I said, "Absolutely. Not to brag son, but I could probably watch someone do a hundred pushups!"
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I think the whole "Autumn-is-in-the-air" theme has gone too far.
Today I went to Jiffy Lube and they offered me a "Cinnamon Spice" oil change.
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