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Favorite this joke An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him.
Then he turned on the kitchen radio tuning in to a Hip-Hop station.
He then started gyrating and jumping and tapping the face of the clock with his foot in time with the music.
His wife suddenly walked in and said, "What in heaven's name are you doing!"
The husband replied, "Our granddaughter says you can making money dancing on the Tik-Tok."
Upon getting his own apartment, my brother-in-law received a hand mixer from his mother because of his fondness for mashed potatoes. Later, she asked him how the mixer was working for him. "Not very good," Terry said, "the potatoes keep flying all over the kitchen."
After a perplexed pause, his mother asked, "Terry, did you cook the potatoes first?"
To which a surprised Terry responded, "You have to cook the potatoes first?"
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