Did you know Mortal Kombat is based on an old Scandinavian church song?
It’s a Finnish hymn.
Me: *Tells joke to wife*
*Silence*
Me: *Repeats joke to wife*
Wife: “Oh no, I heard you.”
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
Teacher: I hope I didn't just see you looking at Harry's paper, Raymond!
Raymond: I hope so too, teacher!