Latest Jokes

I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...

It was a broth of fresh air!

- So many men, so few who can afford me

- God made us sisters, and Prozac made us friends

- If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going!

- My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips

- Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog

- Coffee - Chocolate - Men ... Some things are just better rich

- Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really care anymore.

- I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

- Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

- Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

My Friend Benny kept dropping his phone and cracking his screen. He went through a seemingly endless series of visits to cellphone screen replacement shops, and sometimes ending up having to buy a whole new phone.

I finally asked him the obvious. "Why don't you order a case?"

A few days later he got a large box delivered with 24 iPhones inside.