- Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really care anymore.
- I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
- Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
- Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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