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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures.

He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him.

That’s why wherever you go, you will usually find at least one Bill Ding.

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posted by "Pillowpack" |
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The Devil tells a salesman, "Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any salesman alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest salesman that ever lived."

"Well," says the salesman, "what do I have to do in return?"

The Devil smiles, "Well, of course you have to give me your soul," he says, "but you also have to give me the souls of your children, the souls of your children's children and, as a matter of fact, you have to give me the souls of all your descendants throughout eternity."

"Wait a minute," the salesman says cautiously, "what's the catch?"

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posted by "merk" |
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I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, "Do you mind waiting a bit?"

I replied, "Not at all."

"Good," he said, "Take these drinks to table nine."

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "wadejagz" |