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I feel sorry for Moses... he spent forty years wandering the desert, eating nothing but the bread off the ground and the occasional bird, and every day a million people would come up to him and ask, "Are we there yet?"

Some people who don't like seafood complain that it tastes too fishy...

How can you be so arrogant as to eat something and then complain that it tastes like itself???

After having a great time with his girlfriend, a young man saw a guy’s photo in her bag and asked,
"Is he your ex?"

The girlfriend kissed him and said, "No dear, that's me before surgery."