Latest Jokes

Dad, why is mother so forgetful? My friend Bobby is from Buffalo, when I asked mom where I came from she said I need to talk with you.

Sign on church bulletin board in front of a church in a small Wyoming town...

THIS SUNDAY: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HELL IS?
COME AND HEAR OUR NEW ORGANIST.

I locked my keys in the car the other day...

But it was alright, I was still inside.

"How was your first day of seventh grade son?"

"It was great Mom, I found out I’ll be learning sex education in my astronomy class. The teacher asked if we had a favorite star and also said beginning tomorrow we’ll be discussing heavenly bodies!"