Latest Jokes

I didn't make it to the gym today...

That makes 1,523 days in a row I didn't go!

You can tell a woman's mood by her hands...

If she is holding a weapon of any sort, she is not happy!

A man has to take on up a sport at the advice of his doctor, so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his buddy asks him how he's doing.

"It's going fine," the man says, "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says: To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"

"Really? What happens then?" his friend asks enthusiastically.

"Then my body says, 'Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!'"