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I'm really busy next week, I have two back to back appointments with my chiropractor on Wednesday...

I fired him once, but I took him back!

Son: "Dad, what is 'creeping inflation'?"

Father: "It's when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit."

"What does your mother do for a headache?"

"She sends me out to play."

Bathroom Definition: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.