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When Sam returned to the house one evening, his wife Sarah announced that the new cleaning woman they had hired had stolen two towels.

"Yeah," said Sam very disinterested, and reclining on the sofa, "that wasn't very nice of her to do."

"You're right it wasn't!" Sarah said. "And they were the two best towels we had, the ones we got from the hotel while we were on vacation."

(Dad) I just got an invitation to my thirty year High School class reunion. I don’t think I’m going to attend.

(Son) Dad isn’t it true that each year the graduating class is larger than the year before.

(Dad) Yes, that’s generally how it works. By the time you graduate son the graduation class should be double of what it was last year.

(Son) My point exactly, based on that I really think you should attend.

(Dad) What point?

(Son) I just did the math in my head and it just wouldn’t be fair to the other two graduates if you missed it.

Definition of Clothes Dryer: An appliance designed to eat socks.