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Q. What do you call a bug with manners?
A. A lady bug

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Chris Basica" |
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Q: If a one L-ama is a Tibet monk (Lama)
And a two L-ama is a South American pack animal? Llama?
What is a three L-ama?
A: A really big fire.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "El Cass1002" |
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A man and his son were walking down the street. The boy saw a dog walking and sniffing at the ground. What makes the dog sniff at the ground dad? That is INSTINCT son.
A bit later his dad saw a dog sniffing another dog. Do you know why he's doing that son? I do dad, like you said before that’s END-STINK.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "El Cass1002" |
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A guy drove to the beach and parked his car close to the water's edge - not realizing it was Low Tide - then he went for a long hike up into the mountains. During his excursion, High Tide came and then receded - completely submersing his car for a period of time in the process. When he finally returned to his car - he became very concerned when he found out that he had Tuna in his Mercury!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Bill DeFalco" |