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Mother: Don't forget to include Grandma in your prayers tonight, that God would bless her and let her live to be very old.

Daughter: Oh, she's old enough. I'd rather pray that God would make her young.

You can change a cat's litter box but you can't change its Purr-ceptions!

A guy meets an attractive woman at a bar. After a few drinks he invites her over to his place. She answers by saying it depends on what they'll be riding in on the way over there.

He says, "I’ll give you a few hints. The chauffeur drives, the vehicle costs over $300 thousand dollars, and I’d like to surprise you with the rest of details should you decide to accept my invitation."

She happily accepted and he led her outside. She reacts, "Hey wait a minute! we’re at the bus stop!"

"Surprise!"

When the actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye!