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A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age.

The husband responded, "On our wedding day, we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions. And now, after 60 years of marriage, I can truthfully say that we have never needed to make a MAJOR decision."

She: Will you still love me when my hair is white?

He: I suppose so. I've loved you through four colors already.

I work a lot but still want to help around the house and with the kids. My wife asked me to do the dishes, put the kids to bed and read a bedtime story.

The next day she had no assignments for me so I asked why. She informed me that I just don’t have the skill set and that she had to redo the dishes.

I said how about the bedtime story thing? She said, well, ok, but this time you have to read it out loud.

What musical note do you hear when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor!