Latest Jokes

We live in a society today where pizza delivery comes to your house before the police

Little Johnny is in art class. The art teacher asks, “What are you drawing?"

Johnny answers, “A cow eating grass,"

"Where's the grass?"

"The cow ate it!"

"Oh... what about the cow?"

"She ran away!"

How do dogs communicate in the modern world?
P-mail
And how do they tweet?
Wee-mail

How is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Because an elephant carries his trunk, but a snail carries his house!