After and exhaustive search for an apartment in New York City a man had just arrived at the last possibility listed in the paper. He asked a lady in the lobby where he might find suite number 803.
She replied obviously your elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top so…
The man interrupted her before she could say another word and replied sharply, lady, its obvious you’re rude. She left in a huff!
He saw another woman enter the building so he asked her the same question.
She answered by saying; if you’re going to 803 you’ll need to walk the last flight of stairs because the elevator only goes to the seventh floor. Oh, and I see you met Mrs. Stanley; she owns the building.
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