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Favorite this joke Why is Popeyes the best fast food chain around?
They fry their chicken in olive oil!
I've only got one thing to say about Fruit of the Loom... I'll be brief, but....
What did the teen tell his doctor upon waking up in the hospital during a thunderstorm?
He thought he was safe from the lightning because he was "grounded".
A guy went fishing with his friend and had to ask, "Where is that new rod and reel you had the last time we went fishing? I can't help but notice that you’re using a stick a string and a safety pin for a hook."
His friend replied, "My wife thinks I'm wasting money so I told her I’d take the new rod and reel back if I didn’t catch a fish... any more questions?"
"Yes, why didn’t you go to the market and buy a fish to take home? If you remember that's what I did last year so I could keep my fishing gear."
His friend answered, "I did, but I forgot to take it out of the package!"
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