Latest Jokes

What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

What do you call somebody with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows!

Two zombie students were on the way to their high school in Los Angeles when they spotted a white BMW with the actress Halle Berry stopped at a red light. Seizing the opportunity, they immediately rushed the car, dragged the startled Ms. Berry from the front seat, and ate her brain.

Dragging the corpse behind them as they walked to school, they suddenly remembered that their school was having a contest to see who could best decorate the corridors of the school for Christmas.

Sure enough, they won the contest. The name of their entry, "Deck the Halls with Bowels of Halle!"