"Trouble with your throat, eh... ever gargle with salt water?"
"Yes, sort of. I nearly drowned while swimming last summer."
A flight instructor and a rookie pilot are flying in a small plane.
The flight instructor asks the rookie:"Have you ever flown solo?"
The rookie responds:"No, usually I fly higher than this."
Teacher: "What a strange pair of socks Johnny, one of your socks is striped and the other is plain red."
Johnny: "Yes, it is very strange. I have another pair at home exactly the same."
Where do mansplainers get their water?
From a “well actually.”