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My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana.

I guess my property line isn’t where I thought it was.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
4 votes

I had always prided myself on being an "on time" person. One morning I overslept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school. As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something.

"What?" I called back. "Don't slow me down, I'm late!"

"No you're not," he responded. "It's Saturday."

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
2 votes

In the far distant future, in the year 4527, a number of scientists from all over the universe were having a convention on a far distant galaxy. Two beings were seated next to one another when they struck up a conversation.

"Where are you from?" the one asked.

"I'm from Alpha Century," he answered. "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Earth," was the answer.

"I know someone from earth," the Alpha Centurion said. "His name is John Smith. Do you know him?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child say, "I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year!"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |