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$8.00 won 10 votes

A starving artist was discussing his recent painting for a local museum.

"Was it hung?"

"Yes, near the entrance where everyone could see it."

"Congratulations! What was it?"

"A board saying, 'Keep to the left'..."

10 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "barber7796" |
3 votes
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There was a funeral in Ireland. The coffin was being carried into a large room in a house. There were plenty of empty chairs and lots of people standing around but nowhere to put the coffin down.

“Quickly”, cried the Undertaker, “three chairs for the corpse!”

“Hip, Hip, Hurray!” cried the crowd.

3 votes

posted by "Richard Williams" |
9 votes
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You have $400 and your daughter calls and needs $250. Later on you son calls and needs $100.

What do you have left?

$400 and 2 missed calls!

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$12.00 won 13 votes

A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning.

The surprised girl said, “What was that?”

The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”

The girl slapped him soundly.

“What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek.

“Customer feedback.”

13 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |