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Father: Little Johnny, I see by your report card that you are not doing well in history. How come?

Little Johnny: I can’t help it. The teacher always asks me about things that happened before I was born.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

After reviewing Little Johnny's report card, Johnny's mother gave praise for the marks he received except for one class. "Johnny, I wish you would pay a little attention to your arithmetic."

"Well I do," Johnny replied. "I pay as little attention to arithmetic as possible."

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Everleigh" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.

He said: “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |