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$7.00 won 11 votes

During the recent winter Olympus the leading downhill skier. was told he had a temperature.

"How high is it doctor?" he wanted to know.

"A hundred and one..."

"What's the world record?"

11 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$15.00 won 8 votes

"How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?"

“A choir?”

"Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"

8 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

Shop assistant: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small.

Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?

Psychic: I'm a medium.

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 won 10 votes

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.

Now it was question time and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"

A little boy in the front row said, "You're a mother."

10 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |