I saw some footage from Scotland showing the Loch Ness monster actually posting something on MySpace.
It is obviously a fraud. NO ONE uses MySpace anymore.
Today I turned on the television and saw commercials...
Every now and then they were interrupted by some Olympics coverage.
Question: Why should you never ask a skeleton to change a light bulb?
Answer: Cause no body will show up.
You're walking down the street and your toe falls off!
Who do you call?
You call a tow truck!