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Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Because they'd look silly with 6 inches.

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posted by "Paul Sainthouse" |
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A man walks into a bar with a Newt on his shoulder.
Barman: What's that ?
Man: It's a Newt.
Barman: What do you call him ?
Man: Tiny.
Barman: Why
Man: Because he's my newt.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses legs and rump, and chest..

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I am buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

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posted by "Leogal" |