What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?
He waits at the next station.
Two planets are talking...
Saturn: I bet I get married before you do.
Venus: Why?
Saturn: Because I already have a ring.
Bob: Why aren't you working?
Al: The boss and I had a fight, and he won't take back what he said.
Bob: What did he say?
Al: He said, "You're fired!"
I told her that no sensible person would go out in the cold weather wearing nothing but a bikini.
So she went out with a little moron.